You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
