PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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