Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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