You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
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