On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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