another moral hangover. fuck.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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