Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize
