I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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