Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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