is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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