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It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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