Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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