it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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