I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
