I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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