My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
two words: eviction party
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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