She announced her abortion via fbk
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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