Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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