It's just like the Real World with babies
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Pants are for mortals
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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