oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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