I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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