we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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