ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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