All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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