i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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