Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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