This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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