I want to have your abortion
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
did i just pee glitter
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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