Whod you bang
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
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