Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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