Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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