we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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