I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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