I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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