You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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