Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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