We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I'm both gender and math confused
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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