Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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