Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
well you can't waste a boner
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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