I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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