I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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