AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
