she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'd cum for enchiladas.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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