How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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