It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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