Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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