i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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