you mean i was at the winter classic?
Sober January is a disaster.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
You were trust falling into bushes
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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