I hate your face
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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