I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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